Posted: 2/11/2011 | Giggling Buddha	Comments
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Dreading Valentine’s Day?  As the big day for lovers approaches, many who are unattached wish they could avoid it altogether.  If you’re single, take “heart”- there’s cause to celebrate your solo status!  Here are ten advantages to spending the day alone:

1. You can count the cash you didn’t spend and arrange it nicely in your wallet.
2. No pressure to find the perfect gift, and no pretending that you received one.
3. You can take one bite out of every chocolate and put them back in the box.
4. Both sides of the bed are yours.
5. Hair removal is unnecessary.  
6. No tight clothes, special underwear, or wondering if your butt looks big in your sweats.
7. Manners are optional: you can hog the take-out and no one judges.
8. Your cat thinks your relationship is just fine.
9. If you do decide to go out and you meet someone, it’s a safe bet they’re single.
10. You can spend the evening with a really great listener- you!